An old family phrase. Nobody remembers what it means. Nobody's allowed to ask

Every family has one — that unhinged holiday phrase someone's drunk uncle started saying in 2003, and now it's law. This is that sweatshirt.

Featuring a suspiciously smug yule log in a Santa hat and the timeless holiday greeting "Squimpum Dipmus! you bitch," this pullover brings zero clarity and maximum chaos to your next gathering. Is it a toast? A curse? A dessert-based threat? Nobody knows. Everybody says it back.

Soft, warm, and completely unexplainable — just like the holidays themselves. Wear it to the family dinner and let someone else ask what it means for once.

The medium-weight polyester holds vibrant colors and a soft drape, so the design stays bright and detailed through wear and washes. Wear it to low-key gatherings, holiday movie nights, or while baking and sipping cocoa — it brings a relaxed, mischievous spirit to every casual winter moment.

Product features
- All-over vivid print for bright, edge-to-edge design coverage
- Medium-weight 100% polyester fabric (7.4 oz/yd²) that holds color and dries quickly
- 1x1 ribbed-knit collar and cuffs with spandex for stretch and shape retention
- Custom cut-and-sewn construction with classic crew-neck fit
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; white thread detailing

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)